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yes, yes, yes. yes all right. they think. button up your shirts. yes, sir. >> happy monday, everyone. oh, boy. happeveryoney pelosi's in the ni she says she doubted whetherhe joe biden wrote the letter where he said he was staying in the race. >> pelosi noted its telltale i absence of drool. during a new interview, joe biden said, quote, i can't n even say how old i am. it's har d for me to get it out of my mouth. getd biden to get out of his mouth. >> air. in the same interview, he said that his beau made him promise i to stay engaged in politics. n o

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>> wow. way to blame a dead gu y. added beau should have added hunter. please don't. my wife. >> rachel tim walz continues to be criticized for embellishing his rank in service after it came out over the weekendcritics. >> he once claimed to be anou ta official bikini inspector walz's direct superior. direc the national guard says waltz knew his unit was about to deploy to ira qthat and went behind the back of his superior officer tabouo. >> when reached for comment, waltz yelled, hey look over there and then ran awaey. >> although waltz, his actions look bad to veterans dem say these revelations could really help him win the coward vote. delta's dea officer has banneddd the term ladies and gentlemenfra

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from airport announcementsir night out and replaced it with dear customers of all gender identities. your flight is canceledr fl and your stewardess haigs a brad . >> kamala harris said, quote, now is the time to get. a cease deal and get the hostage deal done. >> quotet ase-fire yeah. she's trying to have it both ways, like i do with thermometers. >> wow. . >> police. british police are threateningb to extradite americans for hate speechxtradite even if what we d is true. >> like princess diana., a six

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little. >> so who knew 2024 would give us the greatest tribute band of all? kamala24 taking the stage as the donald trump experience. it's true. s true a decade ago, she was indian. then she became africa agon american. and now she's orange. hitler. wahe becamoh, credit trump's mal power to turn kamala into a cackling, pant suited versiont of himself. because, like joe biden's midnighto a p, kamala is actualy betual policy points are to dribble out and they all come right from the orang police guye handbook. at this point, you could call it the art of the steal. >> harris was once cited as thea single most liberal member of the us congress. so liberal in fact, bernie was. accusing her of stealing his identity and his autographe hed photo of chehoto guevara, but now she's stealingg all of trump's moves. it's clear trump is winning the war of ideasf . winn

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but kamala could win the election by stealing those in ideas. it's kind of smart, you know, morphing into donald . into d she has no policy to speak of,on so why not juse t take your competitions? she loves to learn from t her husbanakmpetitiod. >> if you see something you like, help yourself. whether it's an idea or a nannyi . >> the hilarious part. all those people who called such positionlas parts hl will now embrace them as joyful. >> this is like comfortablatefue normal and joyful. >> that is a powerful thing in campaigns. n infectiousa po and dynamic joy that we're seeing. and that's what theywe thing int to distract from by trying to tear these two very positive, joyful people down. >> full of joy is.le dow >> now, just another wayn. of saying fully. here's kamala's latest contortion. her wawhen i am president, wekaa will continue our fight for s' lworking of america, includig

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to raise the minimum wage and eliminate taxes on tips for service hospitality workers.d ho >> i did notsp hear that before those hotel workers and people that get tips, you're goin g wer be very happy because whengoin i get to office, we going toe not charge taxes on tips. people making tips. >> well, i guess if you spend g enough time aroundre, joe bidend his plagiarism skills are bound to rub off. , bidenhithen there's illegal immigration. im of course, trump pue bount io many executive orders regarding our southern border, he didn't need a wall. uck puhe was the wall under trub official numbers show border encountersorot slowed to a fracn of what they'd been under obama. what thethis is we have our owns department. do these charts pretty good, huh? then, of course, biden took over to welcome invaders. he now called newcomers and hunter called potentiaoml

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baby mamas. >> not only did he rescind trump's border initiatives, he also did this after did the . today, because she's the most qualified person to do it, to lead our efforts with mexico and the northern triangle and the countries that help are out. we're going to need help g in stemming the movement of so many folks, stemming the migration to our southern border. >> wow. don't let our brain dead media. tell you otherwise g. >> he may come to the borders are, though not at the same impact as naming or the mayor munchkinland. and here's the results. laokffec at that. pretty amazing stuff. now, after saying she wouldn't treat migrantsnd are the as criminals,sh would ban ice and support health care for illegalst, harris now promising strong border security. well, kamala and b, that'somisin

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the promise. why are you and joe doing it nog st w while you're still the vp and he's still above ground if you're for border security? >> cam, why didn't you do when you had the chance? >> and again, why not do it now? you're still the cza f whr. wh >> fact is, she's justy impersonating, not actually becominnot dog a trump. but maybe she could have alec baldwin's shooter in the ear. but these days, everything she says is preemptive of trump. remember, after trump promised that at the debate that if elected, he'd get hostages home from russia and suddenly there tht ifes a deal? then there's kamala's position on fracking. she once tol d cnn. there's no question she's banning fracking. but now her campaignrrissition s that's just a trump falsehood because the dems did the pollincampaignt g and knew d get killed on that issue. >> so her handlers told her to flipew s. and why not? it works. what doesn't work for the republican - s and trump to do nothing but scream? she's stealing my stuf works.f e

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the media doesn't care. no, the smart remove is the he i heyout and then voters, can you trust these people? whenever dems get closer can to election, they always turn into republicans because they know that to normalle. vots their policies are more repulsive than a wet t-shirt contesrebecause t. >> the view. so how can you trust a party that runs as republicans but then governsa pa as progressives? >> you can't. so howevert i you vote, shouldt you at least be voting for the real thing and not a cheap imitatio youn? >> one of the advantages of trump's gravitational pull, though, is it can get kamala further towards him. for instance, trump could release a plan that lowers taxes on small businesses and the middle classp coul a moh and stuff like that. and she'll be eating steaks with ketchup at mar a lago. >> because trump's presence is so compelling, he's able to make everyone ence i pay attentiony at and do the right thing just by looming in the near distance. . so voters need to remember that after all the promises, i

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f the dems win, they fall right back into appeasing the fringede left-wing groups that terrify them. it's like a boyfriend who swears he's going to bgroupe to get his girlfriend back, and as soon as she's back,e he's right to banging a horse. >> only this time the are us. because we'll be the ones she's screwing every year. let's welcome tonight's guests. the only way he'll be lionized if he's eaten on safari. comedianests! jeff dye. i'd never send him back for being too salty. chef and restaurateur andrew grohl. she's got a bun in the oven and a severed head in the fridge. "new york times" best selling author t fox news contributor kat timpf and conspiracy theories think he builtll the pyramidsing. "new york times" best selling author, comedian and formelt thr

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jeff. >> i don't think it matters that she's taking his policy platforms. what matters is she's just pretending to take them. and then once they get into power, just like what biden did, they just revert back to some phony left-wing politician. reveac you? >> common comic? comic? i'm a comic. comic. >> kar wow. i didn't see that one coming. yeahmaleon, i singing it all lat three weeks. it's so fun to watch her become these things. it's hilarious because when she says, i will stop the border, there's crime and cartels. and no, i don't hear anybodye calling her a racist now. >> i don't hear a lot. so you can't say that productmea from what? oh, not all mexicans. yeah. so it's really funns. to watch her have to say the things that she was so equitysh this inequity and it's like none of that is happening. >> yeah it's true it's true ite. would be xenophobia coming from trump schumer it's like, wow, how forceful what a strong woma n.

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yeah. i think her plan is now that they're all over her, she'lln is close the border so they can't leave. >> yeah, that's what she's trying to doshclose . >> mr. greuel, do you believe voters will believe this?this is this just an excuse for people to want trump's withoutwu trump? potentially. but i also thinks poli wit that, you know, we're two stories away from kamala harris going out there and sayingwe, had an affair with stormy daniels. >> like, you knosayingw, but --t it's the funnier piece of this. let's take a step away is the way in which the median piece s right? so when trump came out and said that he was going to remove the tax on tips, it waering th w we're going to lose $250 billion to the federal right, it was all about this is going to be absolutely horrible for the government. and then the media comes out when she says in some anodyne approach, this policy is amazing, no problem at all.yo but to be a little negative here, because i know about this wholrrfor the saye thing.m at a >> just the tip, though,e is that is that what she'sough. going to do is that she's going to remove the tax on tips for the worker sg to. r an >> she's going to double it for the business. trump is going to eliminate it doubssaltogether.

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>> interesting. see, it's all i wrote in horse . and if i had actually stayed awake during history, wouldi know what that analogy means. >> i alwaysts cat always say trojan horse. have no idea what a trojan horse is. you knowy tr and hav. horse i >> i just thought maybe it wase a factory. but anyway w. well, on a related subject, you're positively glowing. >> well, thank you. yos. >> i need to go to wardrobe. i nothing fits yyou positivel burst the baby? >> yes. so what do you mak be of thiaby you? does it frustrate you to see liberals all of a sudden esn't fr the opposite, knowingf it's not real? >> well, i've always kina d of felt like the two parties are just different versions of big governmentwo partt, and things that they want to control are just different. but they both want control they both want to spend. so it is interesting to see it. just become same version when it comes to her. >> it would like, let's just see how dumb we can make this at this point. i mean, this whole think about the past, how ridiculous

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things have gotten. what if at the debate she justds repeats everything he says, yes, i know you. re one of my two of you, probably me. yeah. i don't think we've had this before where someone sayo not sv something on their platform and the other person just says the exac. says sot same thing. m >> yes. without acknowledging if it would have been one thing, if she woulinout ackn wouldd have , but she didn't. yes, but the thing is, if she did that, i thinai notk that tr, as would almost anyone, would probably go legitimately insan eng it. . this is almost what would the media say if they would. they just say it as if wh sayt said it. e grea yeah. they were like, look at all these great ideas. yeah, they can't becauset ideat thend ha they would have to admit that he wasn't orange hitler. she got up theret and she said, what? >> he said they'd go, wow, that was brilliant. he brilliant.rsion >> is this a version, a political version of stolen valoofr? >> i mean, it's a it's a really well-run campaign. it's hard to throw rocks. but apparently i got a lot of them to throw. so let's this. >> all right. first thing didn't what is she the deciding vote "yes" yes,

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to make the tips thingar in realitydeci you're the one wh cut the head off the tip chicken sorr oy have but here's the thing. >> but she's going to doso this. she's doing it well. and republicans are complaining like coaches who are not gettin compeir call. >> right. all president trump has to do is raise it up . er yes. okay. okay. so you're going to take away taxes for wages. okaye going to. rans >> taxes for veterans and first responders. what do you just keep raisingt it? just keep this the art of the deal. yeah, not only thaofjust keep ot keep on taxing, keep coming up hard for hard. rk yes. create a tax free stat >>doing it. >> you know, add ten, add ten more to it, whatever i just keea sanctuary city for taxes let's call it texas tax. >> yes. yeah all right. >> we got to move on. but before we go here's a quickr reminder. we're going to be live next week in new york at 11 p.m..w york

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andrnd andrew, this is crazy. secret service have had to apologize to a massachusetts salocrazyn owner after agents be in to use the bathroom whileo us preparing for a nearby kamala harris fundraiser. and then they actually covered up the security camera with tape, which not allowed to do. other people use the bathroom and they over a two hour period and then they left the building unlocked. they l >> what if they did this to your restaurant what would you do? that's exactly what i was thinking to is, is thaaurant wy you know, this could happen in my restaurant because this is the type of government that they want. . >> it's emblematic of it all. and this is surprising to mego becausvernmee story about someby who clearly was about their, paeir pants happens aftee the sr leaves. yeah, right. like we thoughhappent this was going to come first, but tim walz, you know, kind of the midwest flavores would. bernie sanders jumps on the scene. he's known for being the authoritariat flavoured bernn, n his entire state. and now here we are again shutting dow

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n. >> so i think he's bringing a little flavor back from covid policy timae. r >> yes.back f and what is it with democrats and salons? i mean, you've got nancy pelos isi ,who's breaking into salons to get her hair done at the height of covid. and now these guys are breakinse salons to blow number three everywhere. >> yeah, it's just weird to me i . number three, do you think3. secret service, you know, executives there are it's secret servicee because it will finally, a positive news story about the secret serviceet compared to the last couple. yeah, the secret service i doesn't care if you have to . >> no.o. if you were to do that or secret service, you be shot in the head. >> yes, like and it really doesl speak. if there was anything that was still unclear after what the government did during covid, this is just how much goe about your business.y care right. that they're going to leave the tape on the camera and they're going to leavebout s liev business unlocked in case anybody would like to steal and pillage in cae and then alt get caught. >> yeah. and they didn't even car.ane wer that people found out that they were doing this because they know that there won't

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bether on.l move yeah. they don't care about you. they don't care about your i veo no. >> if i were this business, i would sue them. i would sue to got to beo be somebody who would be willing to take up this case. >> if i were a lawye woul i'd do it. sorry, i forgot to go to law school. that's okay. i think it's. >> gn't thind doy k you to be a lawyer to actually say you're a lawyer. think yoe. let's let's try it. yeah. hi. my name's tyers. i'm a lawyer. i feel like. yeah. t have you been injured? n tyr, been injure that by something that was advertised on fosed onx? >> hey, tyra, feelings count. do you really care? since upset you? well, this is breaking. entering? yeah, because. .and why are we assuming?becaus because they said they were using the bathroom that they use in the bathroo sm. because she could have walked up to that camera and been bath need to procuresecret to use your bathroom. ma'am. sorry for the inconvenience. will clean up. thanneed ndk you. it's not a story that covered the tape. so something else is goingclean. on. why do we keep believing any time? where's the follow up question? yeah. to me, in the procedurequesti of havinong to go number

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three real bad. yeah. er 3 reaso when the first thingo is cover the gap. >> i don't. can we cover is r what number? >> yeah. oh, no, because i'm guessing>> m i can't afford it. >> but what is it? it's a combination. g yohe was being polite. >> a one and two is three idiot. combo. i'll be posting. i'll be posting a new recipe. i'm going one and two, but i'mdt on their way. >> i worked at a restaurant once and there was a dishwasher there who usednce anere wa? er u it would say number three to mean something else. but he would go and takething ee the personals ads with him in the bathroom. >> oh yeah, i used to dosed to a number for what? that's next week's late night show actor's attorney. i'm suing you.suin >> well, yeah. why don't we believe them?e it is true. we don't kno do covers up the outside to doers something on the inside. unless you're doing something shady. i meanofheoutside to d. i do that with my laptop. little camera when i'm. you know, again, you're gonn aamera. something. you're doing something shady. that's why you cover it up. you're my poin wersomethint. i'm just. i'm just doing the bar yet, but i'm doing research. ere is a

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yeah, there's a lot of se trafficking going on, jeff, >> gnot homeworkficking , you kt really bugs me about this story that the agents candy out there, candy dish on the desk, people, you know, anybodentsy ws in offices, you don't. >> you're a comedian. you probably don't even know what the inside of a building looks like. >> but like, people will come by your officeoffices, probablyt an right. o and when you've got stuff on your desk and they think, oh, i can take a pen o d r can oh, i'll take some candy. >> no, you can. >> no, you can't. what bothers me about this story is that we even know about, you know, i'm a naive, regular guy. like to think that the secret service would be able to get in and out withouthe anybody knowing about it. >> that's just some lazy secret servicinabout ite cover it. she stood on a chair and looked like kamala harris. >> the video to me, you know, when you when you're talking k loweredtic the standard. yeah. the secret service is not so secretthe stan.

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i like to think they're in my house taking a dump out of there. i have no idea. ye me takingdumps. yeah, they're secret. they're in the corner. yeah, they're dressed as a doesn't even smell. >> you've got to be. got some secret doodad not to smell. this is sloppy service is whatce this is. they should at signature should be abls.e to take a dump while just standing more secrets less service. yeah. i don't know what that means, but they kind of just askwent anybody would let you in to usee a basin or starbucks on the corner. yeah. exactly what anyone will let you and use the bathroom. especially if you have a gun.e h yes. by the way, this is emblematicec of it's not just secret service. it's every single thing in society. the right. we have lowered the standard standards for everything. so it's just like, oh, yeah, you know, it's like when you saw that, it's like that secret servichee lazy. oh. up next, joe's interview with cbs proves he's still mess. >> here we are driving down the road and all of a sudden, bang, there is a crack in our windshield. you know what we can do now,

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hey, hey, hey. he's 90% dion and 100% lion. but buying desert reviewed pelosi gave him the boot. video the day comes to us from jose interview where he fingers nancy pelosi. view nu what happened was a number of my democratic colleagues in the house and senate thoughtt that i was going to hurt them in their races, and wouldi cone if i stay in the race, that would be the topic you'd be interviewing me about. why did nanc y pelosi say why to china? and i it would be a real distraction. when i ran the first time. diwhen i rf as being a transition president, i can't even say how oldt wa i am. i it's hard for me to get out of my mouth as joe even alive, he's still cold to the touch. te when he has a scoop of vanilla,

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the ice cream getsen h a headac. >> and the next time nancy scolds republicans democracy, she should look in the mirror. although i'm not sure she hask n that kind of reflection. but joe also told a nasty lie about and the kkk. >> i think of this every otherrt time ku klux has been involved. there were they were hoods not invohe under his presidency. they came out of the woods itifd with hoods, knowing they had an ally. . >> that's how i read it. they knew they had an ally in the whiteth it. house, and h. stepped up for them. please take me out of my misery . >> so much for g non divisivereo rhetoricut of all people. peopl should recall the was formedrel by southern democrat ts 1865. he was a newly elected senator at the time. but now that he's got no reason to live, screw unity and to n those who have expressedav about how much biden will be on the trail or about the rest of

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his termepticism biden, what doe to them, to those abo have expressed skepticism about how much you'll be on the trail or about the rest of your tere n thm raise questions about your health, what do you say to the m? >> all i can say is watch, watch, watch, he says, watch what the dust collect on his foreheadtch he spiders crawl our ea his ears. watch you try to remember your own name. anywayu tr, joe's been extra chn and reached out to gutfeld. >> oh, no, n o, no. i'm still having a question about that orange, man. man, i remember when those klansmen came of the woods.e they didn't even have theirof hoods on. come on. when you're in the , you got to where you. .my friend robert byrd,r he proudly wore his uniform in a battle smoke at his funeral. good guy. they said. ould shouldn't speak at the funeral of a grand wizard. he wasn't a grand wizard at. . he was an exalted cyclops

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in the. you go at to know the difference at stolen valor. my. that's why i've decided to runol for president. because the isn't wearing their uniform. e. so you get to get out there and vote. january. read me october. obama. harris. biden. i'm in there somewhere that now he's doing interviews because doesn't matter. it's like they just push the old guy out there. he's lik key pue you can now wander around walmart and try to avoid eye contact and t with him, butm free to talk. he's also got all the time.s in thefr now.so has i mean, he is he doesn'tf have to he's not campaigning. yeah, he was speaking openly, but i think we just see more of it. would seei like to see more oft for fun. like the kardashians is an interesting anymor see me ofe ls

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get those camera guys over there, you know? yeah, it be it could be the last months. thnbetwee, the feud betwee like him and pelosi and itself. >> i it's so interesting. sh ie the most savage thingshe sa that anyone can ever say about anyone, which is he knows that i love him very much. yee knows. that is so manipulative and savage. i love how other politicians pretend like they'd be your buddy. o that want to get a beer with. i would not drink a beer that nancy pelosi handed to me . i respect that about her. like every time someone said to me, likeat nancyi resp, cat, yoi love you very much, it's because i wised up e yodtice that the person di not love me and probably never did. >> and i happened to notice that. up andt po they, like, get you in the feels and they manipulate you enough to be like, oh, well, maybt theye she's real, real sick. it's kind of fun to watch. i'd like to watc h two of them have a therapy session together. >> turns out my intervention was a lie. all right, tyrus, do you think what?

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how can this guy still be a. president? >> i mean. well, he's not. he hasn't been for a while. he isi the lady with the face s been running the show because. i'm trying to understand how the guy who has the most powerful job in thrying e worlde by a semi-retired house person to get out and he left like, i mean, and then he's saying, well, made me you couldn't have made him any weaker. a man person than they are doing right now. and i think this is by desig n. are they're sending joe out there so he can continue to look sloppy, look silly o, trying to blame everybody else. >> and they'll say, oh, also all these bad things every thate american people don't like. that was joe's fault, too. so he keeps runninican peog his going to they're going to hit him with that 25 before go goes, oh,with tha this is gog to happen, because then she's already and ready to go. she played us.ey'veill happ we fell for that debate and they're playing us. she's not evenfo going out. she doesn't have to like nois is i think we should all a little afraid right now because they're playing chess da checkers. and we need to recognize playi g >> yeah. thank god i don't play chess oro

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checkers. yeah, yeah not. >> what do you. do you think he's going to eatk six months, man. he doesn't i have six months. >> no, i do think that'ss. a mask. i've become, guy. guy yeah, i think that's not even really him. yeahthat i, we literally we've . >> we've gotten so comfortable with the last four years of just accepting anything he say s is.ing is >> oh, silly joe. yeah. like the whole thing is in cit time of the woods and we don't even think it's crazy. d we're kind of talking about how funny and crazy it is, but we just, we'r y e used to that now,t if right? >> yeah. oh, i felt that if i rented, i i i'd win too. >> good. so it's like, what do you saying? oh, that's normal. it's. it's very, very scare yoy. at and i think that's a robot. yes, that's in the hall of the presidents. andrew, it is kind of interestingpresiden how. i >> now, nonchalantly, you could just say, yeah, i was forced out. that'sing ho like, that's a pale

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coup. >> yeah. and he's but he says he was forced out says in the same interview that the polls were even and that he actually ins going win. so then the question is if you were going to win, why were you forced out? and heoing ty doesn't address tt that he shouldn't be the president right now, just like tyra not said, tara's 100% correct. they're using his body as aorre cadaver to filctl the role in te white house. all the incoming fire, which is both friendly and enemy thehe is he's absorbing the bullets. n. that way they ca well, look, this guy did all ofl that, and camilla is completely detached from the reality of her being the last one inn th the room, as she says, when iten comes to the presidency. and also is to, it's impressive, though, that right now with that one interview, joe has done infinitel right y more interviews than kamala. >> yes. she announced that she's running. joe hust init's incredible. suddenly, he's a chattysudden cathy and they have a moat around her. >> all right. but he's she's the new joe. she's ripping off trump, but she's acting like. joe, i'm confused.ac i should shut up. coming up,tingjoe. we'll ever pr boost in his resume.

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>> more. what's commander's on here? >> so many people are wondering about whether he has done something wrong in service or done something personaling pe to offend you. >> he know he did something wrong in servicers . he told me, no, i'm going forward. we're going to go to battalioni. and go from there. he went around me. and the fact is, is that there's a possibility he probably would have. i realize i would probably knotu . it's too late. you're going for it. because we had already received a lot of notificatio n of. >> and there's one other little bit out there that people say,pe well, he hadn't been notified yeoplet het. >> yes, he had been notified. my entire case, they said he's trying to clean this up. but it's like for averagebut people like me who didn't serve. >> thankfor averag you. >> you are so lucky that i didn't serve.t se

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>> we'd still be negotiating, trying to get you home. yeah>> we wol be, through becauo had the deal done. >> and greg would say some . g >> yeah. and then start all over again.d sartassjust one more day, and te whole guy's just wonderful. >> i think i need to be interrogaty.e it again.again. you wouldn't like it. that beefy guy with the whip. yeah. he can't change it. and fact that they're asked. this isn't like he just showed up yesterday. e justwethe governor, he's beeng this for a long time. mm-hmm. the stolen valor isn't this weekend. and the best answer we've gotke is he misspokend. ke yeah. no, he mis lived. mm-hmm. the issue is. the other side doesn't care. derangements you to be the lowest form. i mean, there will be republican, democrat, independent, libertarian, someone who lied about their service, lied about it. wouldn't even. shouldn't even show up. mm-hmm. nobody servict even vote for that. but we have gotten to the point where we've just allowed to your poinn tot, the bottom

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of the barrel. now, you can be inherently decent person who would lie about something that men and women in thiwould s countryn have died for generations for those title have served countryu . and you can look us in the facen and say you misspoke . that scares me. we're arguing about it. they're fine with it. and that's the problem, because nobody on cnn is saying shamande on sir, he won't interview over here because that's what he would get. yeah. the interview that petrv because that ise you had get. what do you think? how do you think that conversation or thinktersas on his. yeah. no , jeff, i was talking to a buddy of mine who's a comedian and a liberal, and he was h saying that this was nong big deal, blah, blah, blah. led so i said, so i said thi tom ,i go, well, let's say there's a you see a comedian and he'snd doing some of your jokes and it's lik is doe that stolen valor, too. and he said to me, well, you know, the comedian's bee we around for what it was been a comedian for 25 years. and he does it a couple of timesen arounr 25. . and it's like, do you? i

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i don't think that's the i think the rules at all. >>, no. i think what's n is this was guy he's exactly like my parents and maybs walze grandparents ana lot of people they're realizing, oh, yeah, we can't liarents.eople anymore.an. mm-hmm. like we have an internet wherewe you can check things have . yeah, there's a database. there's all these, like, so, like, my. my parents will just. make up some. >> i watched a movie about, like, it's not even a real thing, dad. yeah th yeah. >> you just make like we livein a a world, know it all generation. but also also, we can check thesen things. isu can't just say, ohcheck i ws this and i was commander of terror. it's like when i used to say that i was l id to the the gm oa blockbuster. nobody can check that. yes. yes. why did you lie? like, why did you lie>> be about being smart when you're like, hey, i worked at hollywood video and i had, you know llywoo, what kind of hurts do you get? >> gre blockbuster. i'm just saying, ifm th you're going to lie, make sure nobody can check it. kbuster. just ththis a dummy?s

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yeah, it's true. it's true. do people.>> gre g:is there any stolen valor amog chefs? like people steal recipes? va. it's not stole not just recipes. it's like the position that they held in the kitchen. i'll get somebody who will appltpositiony, and they're, li, 19 years old, and it's like executive chef of the ritz carlton, bahamas. s. >> it's like. like, are you kidding me? but they got to understand exec right? there's a way. what? i was a sous chef at burger king. waschef ao, chef. that's what they all use this. c chef all use thehef. sous chef category. sous chef at applebee's can sous in the neighborhood twice r . >> yes. t the there's a category of line that is seemingly small, but it's actually not. it's intellectual and it's very manipulativef that is. itiv >> dark right now. too many. it's like, oh, it's misspeakinge ,but it's deep, deep lying and manipulation and it falls th thiaking.s category. the reason that nobody's mad about it from the left is because they suppore t line.t they like him because he's a liar. they likl so genius leve they can come back and say, no, it's just misspeaking. when is deep down, they know ti this guy is such a manipulative liar. we cannot waity

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until he getsgets in. >> i'll have a buddy. literally his titl ane on his te tweet and change like three days ago with. yeah, it was right nexre t his pronouns yeah yeah. righhich confuse people they're his pronouns are what full of right. >> yeah yeah yeah, yeah can it be two? i'll pet as a proud half veteran, what do you make this situation? >> is it stolen valor? she's a half and asituatio quar yeah, well, the baby's also half a veteran because it's half. s >> yeah, you're not a baby, so i think it's just there's something psychologically interesting about a persong abou that would talk about their persrvice sovice so mucht talking about it all the time, knowing full well that left before you would have to go to iraq. you wouldn't be actually have to do anything knowing full yoll that you've lied and embellished all these things. it would be like bragging and braggingt al these about slg with someone tell you about i slept with this person. i sleep with this person

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about s knowing full well that when you did you your bed you would want to. >> i would. that's number, by the way. >> yeah. yeah. i would thini would k. k i would think that you would want to not well like open the door to this story where they know that you behaved horribly . yes, exactly. it doesn't care it to meho it's something psychologicalrrin interesting that i just actually can't comprehend. >> yeah. it's also i get it. e onincannot.rehend you do see it when people sa.yvo they they don't his servicehe incorrectly and he never yeah and as a veteran on call y i sympathize. thank you for your service. thi >> uabp next, you'll meetur wal a quicker end if you're lea two out of ten when you get two out of ten when you get your tools from harbor freight. something about the job feels different in your wallet. whatever you do, do it for less at harbor freight. save more. >> at our parking lot sale this

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photos based on what you lookba like in high school, are you concerneu lod your longevity? >> well, i wasn't doing a lot>>w of anything in high school, so that would affect help.looks. you know, i'm saying, like, i don't think my looks were associated. there's a picture of me right there. i look prett there was a y skinny and not loe not getting a lot of action. but i, i will say as an attractive adult, i feel like we do die actually sooner fromdn that extra we're having bad on the heart. you know, andrew, you're you're what's considered chef hot, grinning. you know andrew,, a chefs, you'. looking. >> yeah, but in the outsid e world, yeah. >> you just invented that.>> you >> i did, yeah. yeah, yeah. my my number three talk isn't going to help in that category. >> yeah, it's funny, in hightalk school, i actually looked like a mix of, like willp, annie lenx and jimmy carter, so it didn't work out so well for me. >> that cool lookingbetwee. hey, thank you. thank you. but this is. this story is actually horrible

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news. g guy. >> thayou're the cover of the ld o'lakes butter. >> yeah. yeah. weren'of the lt you? huh?>> yeah. that's why i'll be voting for t elizabeth warren i . looks like cnn. andrew. hey, you know what? i was protesting capitalism before. it was coo anl, cat. it's a fact that people, they don't have a voice. that they are the group that is most do no against the. >> well, i have a picture of me from my school. i think you do. me in sc >> yeah. yeah. based on that, i should be dow n right? interviewing. yeah. was actu no, i was real. tha that was actually the year that i started to get better looking. soto get be you can imagine how i lot the first couple of years. and you see, by the way of that behind the photo, my dad by. sister. sister, you look at me, you can understand. >> usually people gain weight after high school. you know, there's weird tyrus, don't we? isn't this life span difference

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due to discrimination that we discriminate againstdiff that w the unattractive? >> well, no. we just have to take men. we have to takscriminaagainst et of women's book. and we got to marry ugly people, too. y so that's why women are always married to ugly dude. accordinthatg this study, becaun he dies and she gets all the money. >> she not the way ge. so all you do is a dumb run around like me marrying all these pretty women. with that. yes. get you an ugly one. iteprettyth tha will. and clean. and then when she gets around 60, she drops off. and yo k annu start over. and no, no, thank you. that's a beautiful thought. the worst idea ever had.st but i feel like. iddh, but you know how stupi ho that? but not only do ugly people die sooner at openw casket funerals, when they're often placed face down. sch, so ridiculous. >> we'll be right back.♪ when) you smell the amazing scent of gain flings, time stops and you realize with you're love steve with a laundry detergent gainfullley

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